Goblin Honey

The online repository for information about goblins and their world.

Goblin Honey is the name for the collected works concerning the history of beings on the goblin planet, Tejass, and in particular the goblins those living over, on, in, and under Corpses Christi. Two losers are responsible for failing to translate most of these works into visible form.

A goblin is an individual member of the goblin species, native to the surface and underground of Tejas. Goblins are a variously sized species, ranging from colossal to nearly microscopic, with wildly varying bodies such that even closely related members may be mistaken for different species or objects. Non-goblin doctors have loudly criticized goblins for having seemingly arbitrary biology, with experience on one goblin being completely inapplicable to the next. The most unifying features common to most goblins are sharp pointy teeth, greasy yellowish eggy eyes, and unpleasant flesh. “Goblin hair” or “goblin fur” typically take the form of long, branching, hollow filaments similar to the hyphae of certain molds. Sometimes goblin hair secrete or collect various grease, oils, slimes, gels, or mysterious fluids to give thicker, dripper, full-bodied goblin hair or fur.

The Corpses Christi City district Slobberough is blahblah.

Goblin is as goblin does.