Goblins

Goblins are highly-stupid unintelligible goblinoids that have become the dominant species on Tejass . Like other goblinoid species native to tejass_continent, they are hard to place taxonomically because goblin bodies cause biodegradation of tools and materials used to record or closely observe them. Goblins themselves have a general aversion from studying or examining themselves

Goblins are characterized by their variable posture, biology, and locomotion compared to fungi/bacteria/viruses/animals; complex language and tool useage for organisms lacking brains; disorganized and irrational but functional societies; their unusual diets and ability to digest souls; and their inconsistent biology and life cycle.