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+ | ====Welcome to the Online Goblin Encyclopedia==== | ||
+ | The online repository for information about goblins and their world. | ||
+ | [[Goblin Honey]] is the name for the [[collected works]] concerning the history of [[beings]] on the goblin planet, [[Tejass]], and in particular the [[goblins]] those living over, on, in, and under [[Corpses Christi]]. Two [[losers]] are responsible for failing to translate most of these works into visible form. | ||
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+ | ====Goblins? | ||
+ | A [[goblin]] is an individual member of the goblin species, native to the surface and underground of [[Tejas]]. | ||
+ | move his shit to its own pages just notes for now and test font. | ||
+ | ==Goblin Inconsistency== | ||
+ | It is important to note any detail or fact about goblins will invariably be inapplicable to another upon inspection with a pathological and willful biological refusal to be accurately described or classified. | ||
+ | ==Goblin Deunintelligence== | ||
+ | Often what a goblin or its body can or can't do depends on what it has forgotten or accidentally remembers about itself, or more commonly what it misunderstands about itself, present circumstances, | ||
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+ | example/ | ||
+ | (sedentary cave predator w little glowing dots above gaping maw) | ||
+ | A goblin stumbles in [[pretty dark cave]] for days, unable to see to find their way out. Suddenly they bump into a figure in the dark, who is surprised, and asks the goblin " | ||
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+ | ===simple answer=== | ||
+ | They are weird, gibbering, stinky, freaks of nature with gnashing teeth, big creepy eyes, and disgusting skin and horrible hair made of grease or slime. Too numerous to count, too oppositionally inconsistent to categorize, and too stupid ever want to deal with but notoriously hard to completely get rid without making a worser mess than it was. | ||
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+ | ===more specific=== | ||
+ | Goblins are a variously sized species, ranging from colossal to nearly microscopic, | ||
+ | ==subspecies== | ||
+ | For misconvenience, | ||
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+ | The substance parentage is the basis for the subspecies/ | ||
+ | Mayo, Oil, Vinegar, Mustard, Syrup, Crumb, Blood, Meat, Fish, Wood, Sewer, Moss, Wort, Smog, Cheese, Milk, Bone, Rust, Spam mail, Internet, Electronic, Book, AI, Muck, Bile, Compost, Gas, Ferment, Acid, Base, Waste, Radiation, Moon, Plant, Dirt, Dust, Ash, Half, Cave, Sand, Treasure, Plain, Cash, Clam, Egg, Crud, Sludge, Slime, Rot, Mildew, Math, Robot, Giant, Teeth, Dump, Forest. | ||
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+ | ====Corpses Christi==== | ||
+ | (The whole corpse and adjacent regions). | ||
+ | Along the northwestern coast of Tejas[[Oil Ocean]] in the region of Christi lies the mountainous corpse of an unknown being that inhabitants call [[Corpses Christi]] or Corpses for short. | ||
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+ | ===Corpses Christi City=== | ||
+ | Corpses Christi City is the collective name of the surface Megacity-states on the lower half of Corpses Christi. Corpses Christi City, (rest of names tentative) Ranchhouse/ | ||
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+ | ==Corpses Christi City City== | ||
+ | The city on the lower/right cheek, relatively flat as the top bit of the cheek was cleaved away in the formation of the floating [[Cheek City]]. | ||
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+ | ===Slobberough=== | ||
+ | The [[Corpses Christi City City]] borough [[Slobberough]] is seen as the cultural arts & crime heart of the city, and one of the oldest continuously inhabited areas of the whole of Corpses. Because of a dataloss incident at the Free Encyclopedia Division, Slobberough remains the only borough examined in detail in this Encyclopedia. or is it an Almanack or wiki, | ||
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+ | [[Goblin]] is as goblin does. |